As he looked over the raging hilltops at the glorious scene before him, he scratched his buttox and thought; "Damn, my ass is tight!"
"It's madness!! MADNESS!!" he thought...and continued cutting the salami...
Bending down, he peeled the dogshit carefully off his left shoe with a short stick, and thought; "Wonder if she has solid boobs..."
Feeling faint, he dragged his shivering body onto a chair.
Delicately touching the folds of his trousers, he thought; "Need to get Playboy"
He looked at her intensively with a raised eyebrow, as he wiped his mouth clean; against all expectations her tongue didn't taste like m&m's...